Buddha’s ex leaving the motel is as natural as a street light

Buddha’s ex leaving the motel is as natural as a street light
Buddha’s ex leaving the motel is as natural as a street light
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Camila Moura leaving the motel with a mysterious man

Camila Moura once again made waves on the internet with the “leak” of images of her accompanied by a mysterious boy leaving a place that has been reported to be a motel, in São Paulo. Some gossip pages simply scattered the images, but there are so many inconsistencies in the package that we decided to play the 7 Mistakes Game. Although the list with notes is superior. Let’s start? Look:

1. Glass Door
It is at least curious for an establishment aimed at rotating couples to have a glass door with immediate access to the street. Even more so in São Paulo. Camila, as she is now a public figure with more than 3 million followers, would put her life and privacy at risk. Furthermore, it is curious that the supposed paparazzi only caught the supposed couple leaving, given that the door is made of glass and he could have even photographed the sexual act inside the room.

2. Made bed
Those who usually go to motels are not in the habit of making the bed, to the point of stretching the sheets perfectly, and leaving the room in perfect condition. For this to have happened, there are two hypotheses: Camila has a tidy habit or absolutely nothing happened inside the place.

3. Dry hair and flawless makeup
For those who had a torrid night of sex, it’s interesting to see Camila and her “mysterious companion” leaving with their hair dry and well-groomed, in addition to their makeup looking great for a photo shoot. And it’s not even possible to hypothesize that she did all this after her sexual adventures with her new partner, since she carries a micro bag, which barely fits a lipstick.

4. Well-pressed clothes
Here, again, a curiosity: whoever goes to the motel and leaves the next morning with the clothes from the night before, is never in the stretch, with the items smooth and well pressed. Did Camila and the boy ask the motel for an iron and ironing board right after the hot night?

5. Unconvincing facial expressions
We already know that Camila’s talent for acting is zero, but here she didn’t even make an effort to show discomfort. She just frowned and stretched out one hand. Scene worthy of an Oscar. According to Adélia Soares, the lawyer for Buda’s ex, Camila doesn’t even have the strength to get out of bed because of the sadness she feels about her brother’s approach to Pitel on BBB 24. Camila’s lack of concern about the arrest shows that there is some setup in this story.

6. Mystery Man
And what can we say about this almost non-existent effort by the “mysterious boy” to hide his face. Look, for this performance there is only one note: DO.

7. Going out on foot?
With the amount of money that Camila has earned from advertising campaigns, a factor that allowed her to leave Rio de Janeiro and live in São Paulo, it is at least curious that she went on foot to a motel, in a city she doesn’t know, and didn’t even bother to order a car from an app.

8. Bonuses
In all these years covering the world of celebrities, the column knows well how paparazzi work in São Paulo works, and can guarantee that none of them are on duty at the motel door. Absolutely none. This whole situation was set up, it’s obvious. Now it remains to be seen whether this is another publicity stunt or a shot in the foot that she is taking in the divorce process.

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The article is in Portuguese

Tags: Buddhas leaving motel natural street light

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